Two Interesting Quotes

Posted on July 28, 2013 at 10:25 PM

I must say, these two quotes are quite hilarious.

"A pessimist would say that the glass is half-empty. An optimist would say that it's half-full. An engineer would say, 'Why is this thing twice the size it needs to be?'"


'I had to sit on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh my god, really? What happened then, did you fly through the air like a bird, incredibly? Did you soar into the clouds, impossibly? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight and then land softly on giant tires that you couldn't even conceive how they f**king put air in them?...You're sitting in a chair in the sky. You're like a Greek myth right now.'

Hopefully this will keep you satisfied until I return from the People's Republic. Might restart this blog and kick it into high gear again; who knows?

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